Three Cheers for Fairness

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Unbeknownst to media hacks and fake pollsters, Donald Trump long ago clinched the 2020 election.  The Democrats’ impeachment farce only served to put an exclamation point on the reality that the 2020 race is over.  All the talk about Joker Joe, Horrible Hillary, Malicious Michelle, et al is nothing more than hype intended to keep people interested enough to continue watching television with nail-biting anticipation.

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The good news is that there’s much more Democratic pain to come when Bill Barr finishes his investigation and makes public the mountain of Dirty Dem malfeasance that has taken place over the past four years.  For those impatient souls who are concerned that Obama, Comey, Brennan & Co. will escape punishment, I suggest you take a deep breath, calm down, and read a good book rather than forcing yourself to watch the boringly repetitive political “news.”

I realize that millions of folks are anxious for justice to be done, but the reality is that the Barr Bomb probably will not be dropped until June or July.  And when that happens, states like Minnesota, New Mexico, and Nevada (and possibly Virginia, thanks to the Democrats’ masochistic gun-grabbing threats) will leap from cautiously pink to ruby red.  As a bonus, Democrats will melt under the lingering mushroom cloud, which will give them yet another excuse to engage in their favorite pastime — mimicking insane-asylum escapees.

Democrats are already calling for Bill Barr, John Durham, and Mitch McConnell to recuse themselves.  It goes without saying that when their recusal calls are ignored, the escapees will call for them to be impeached.  You have to admit that Barr, Durham, and McConnell look like the kind of guys who probably liked to hang around the punch bowl at high school gang-rape parties.

Poetically speaking, the Dirty Dems’ message is quite simple:  Do as we say, or you will pay.  Not quite as clever as “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit,” but, even so, it has a nice ring to it.  Not that the Dirty Dems admit to their nefarious intentions.  On the contrary, they insist that all they want from Republicans is fairness.

Which sounds reasonable until you realize that their definition of fairness is for Republicans to agree with everything they say, everything they do, and everything they want.  No dissent allowed, mind you.  Just shut up and do what you’re told.

A few random examples of Democratic fairness:

  • Fairness is agreeing that Stacey Abrams was elected governor of Georgia even though she lost by 50,000 votes.
  • Fairness is agreeing to nominate people for the Supreme Court whom Democrats approve of, even though Republicans control the Senate.
  • Fairness is getting rid of the Electoral College so Radical Leftists in California can decide the winner of every presidential election.
  • Fairness is agreeing that Donald Trump is a “Russian asset,” even though four years’ of investigations have produced zero evidence of that.

Currently, fairness is letting Democrats set the rules for a Trump impeachment trial in the Senate even though they’re in the minority.  Pelosi says that all she’s asking for is bipartisanship in the Senate, which again sounds reasonable until you realize that her idea of bipartisanship is for Republicans to vote like Democrats.  That’s why Pelosi insists that if those evil Republicans in the House had just voted to impeach Trump, everything would have been dandy.

Also, she says she wants to know what “arena” she’s going to be in before sending the articles of impeachment to the Senate.  Huh?  Nancy, are you telling me that you’ve never seen the Senate chamber in the Capitol Building?  That’s the arena, you moron!  Did you think they were going to hold the trial at a nearby McDonald’s? 

As to insisting on a fair trial, aside and apart from the fact that Pelosi is not a member of the Senate and therefore has no say-so in how it handles an impeachment trial, the only person who is entitled to a fair trial is the defendant, who in this case happens to be Donald J. Trump.  But in Nancy’s world, fairness means Trump should give Democrats whatever documents and witnesses they want in order to make it easier for them to remove him from office.

In short, what the impeachment stunt really means is:  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!  That’s right, folks, it’s pure, unadulterated bullsh_t — nothing more than a media-perpetrated charade.  It’s so bad that even with all the hype, most of the country isn’t paying any attention to it.

As a result, Nancy continues to thrash about in an effort to get out of the hole she’s dug for herself.  Being the last to realize that the impeachment nonsense would backfire on her, she’s decided to play yet another game and pretend as though Democrats are suddenly interested in cooperating with President Trump to get meaningful legislation passed for taxpaying Americans.

In an over-the-top effort to carry out this ruse, she invited Trump to give a State of the Union address in February, thus violating Rule No. 1 for dealing with the Orangeman:  Never give him a big platform!  This mistake will prove to be another disaster for Pelosi, because it will give Trump an opportunity to scorch the hopelessly corrupt Democrats in a setting where he has everyone’s attention.

If he decides to explain, in Trumpian terms, what actually occurred in the House impeachment hearings, the Dirty Dems will be humiliated in front of a national audience.  On the other hand, if he plays Nancy’s game and makes nice to the Dirty Dems, they will have little choice but to clap and pretend as though they are honest, bipartisan angels who want to work with the president.  Either way, it will be one more nail in the Democrats’ 2020 coffin.  Now that’s what I call fair.

Oh … and speaking of fair, the first thing President Trump should do after he is reelected is invite Vladimir Putin to the White House for a face-to-face meeting.  After all, it’s what Auntie Maxine has already predicted he would do, so it’s only fair that he make her look like a prophet.

This is a guest post by Robert Ringer the author of two New York Times #1 bestselling books, both of which have been listed by The New York Times among the 15 best-selling motivational books of all time.