Oh, please, spare me the crocodile tears from the green zealots who’ve been peddling sea level Armageddon like it’s the end of the world – because guess what? The latest bombshell study just flushed their fairy tale down the drain, proving there’s zero evidence that climate change is juicing up global sea levels. Dropped just two days ago on September 4, 2025, this Dutch-led research crunched data from 200 tide-gauge stations spanning at least 60 years each, and the verdict? Sea levels are rising at a snail’s pace of 1.5 millimeters per year – that’s a measly six inches per century, folks, not the tidal wave of hysteria the left’s been surfing on for decades. No acceleration, no CO2 culprit, just natural fluctuations and local quirks like earthquakes or post-glacial rebound. America First means ditching the fearmongering so we can focus on real threats like border invaders and Beijing bullies, not wasting trillions on windmills and virtue signals.
Let’s cut through the nonsense, because this study’s a breath of fresh air in a swamp of scare tactics. Kicked off in 2021 and building on a 2023 paper zeroing in on the Dutch coast, the analysis dives deep into records up to 2020, exposing how the UN’s crystal ball-gazers have been way off base. They predicted 3 to 4 millimeters a year of rise, but reality? A steady, unhurried creep that’s been chugging along unchanged for generations. Most stations show no detectable speedup – just a “trough” in 1993 and a “peak” in 2020, like the ocean’s taking a casual stroll, not sprinting toward submersion. The authors, a hydraulic engineering vet with three decades in flood defenses and an independent researcher, aren’t denying the need for smart coastal planning – hell, they’re calling for better models – but they’re slamming the “fearmongering” that’s got politicians like Newsom building sea walls on every beach while ignoring actual crises.
This revelation hits like a gut punch to the climate cartel, who’ve been screaming about 8 to 9 inches of rise since 1880 – yeah, that’s about 21 to 24 centimeters, or a coffee mug’s worth over 145 years – and claiming it’s doubled to 4.5 millimeters a year by 2024. But wait, that’s the alarmist spin; the real data says otherwise, attributing spikes to everything but your SUV. Tropical and polar spots might feel it more, sure, but even there, it’s not the apocalypse – just the kind of variability we’ve seen since Noah. And get this fresh twist: Even if warming caps at 1.5 degrees Celsius, the pace could double again by 2100 to a centimeter a year – still slower than a snail race, but the left’s already prepping lawsuits and carbon taxes to “adapt.
“Why does this matter? Because the sea level scam’s been the left’s golden goose for globalist grift – trillions flushed on “resilience” projects that enrich cronies while hammering hardworking Americans with higher energy bills and regs that kill jobs. Trump’s second term’s already slashing that bloat, redirecting funds to secure borders and boost GDP that’s humming at 3% in Q2 2025. Polls back the skepticism: An August 2025 survey showed 58% of voters doubt climate models’ doomsday predictions, with 65% of Republicans and 52% of independents calling for less hysteria and more facts. This study’s the nail in the coffin – no acceleration means no panic, no excuses for the green new scam.
Recent wake-up calls? Just last month, on August 5, 2025, a review slammed 2024’s “unexpected” rises as overhyped, tying them to natural cycles over human hubris. And back in May 2025, projections admitted even aggressive warming won’t drown us overnight. The left’s melting down, but America’s rising – economically, securely, and now, free from the flood of fake fears. Wake up, or keep swimming in their BS.