Declares War on Trump’s Deportation Plans Because Feelings Trump Facts
America, if you needed more proof that the left’s law enforcement “leaders” care more about hugging thugs than protecting citizens, meet Anne Kirkpatrick – the clueless superintendent of the New Orleans Police Department who’s decided that federal immigration law is optional when it hurts her woke sensibilities. In late November 2025, right as President Trump’s mass deportation machine revs up and Border Patrol gears for sweeps in the Big Easy, this genius steps up to a mic and declares that being in the country illegally is just a “civil issue,” not criminal, so her cops won’t touch it. No asking immigration status, no helping round up the invaders – nada. They’re too busy with real crime, she claims, while basically flipping the bird at the Commander-in-Chief’s orders to secure the border and boot the bad guys.
This isn’t leadership – it’s surrender. And in a city drowning in murder and mayhem, it’s suicidal stupidity that puts every law-abiding American at risk.
Who the Hell Is Anne Kirkpatrick, Anyway?
This clown didn’t just fall off the turnip truck – she’s got decades in the badge, but her track record screams “careerist who bows to whatever liberal mayor signs her checks.” Born in 1959, Kirkpatrick kicked off as a patrol officer, grabbed a master’s in counseling psychology (because nothing says tough cop like therapy-speak), and climbed the ladder through spots like Federal Way and Ellensburg in Washington state.
She hit chief in Spokane back in the 2000s, where she racked up some accreditations and reorganizations – fine, whatever. Then Oakland in 2017, where the wheels came off: controversies piled up, scandals erupted, and the mayor booted her ass in 2020. After that flop, she parachuted in as a federal monitor overseeing New Orleans’ own police reform mess under that Obama-era consent decree. And guess what? In 2023, Mayor LaToya Cantrell – queen of incompetence herself – turns around and appoints this same monitor as permanent superintendent. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse. Over 35 years in, 20 as a chief, and she’s still peddling the same soft-on-crime garbage that turns cities into war zones.
Her Idiotic Reasoning: “It’s Just Civil, Bro – No Big Deal”
Kirkpatrick’s big brain moment came during a presser and radio spots in November 2025, as reports dropped that hundreds of Border Patrol agents were heading to New Orleans to start nabbing deportable aliens. She welcomes the feds with one hand – sure, come on in, partners! – while stabbing them in the back with the other: NOPD won’t participate in arrests because undocumented presence is a “civil issue,” not criminal. Cops won’t ask about status, won’t enforce immigration stuff, because that’s not their “purview.” It’s all about public safety and due process, she virtue-signals, while the city braces for raids on the hordes who turned service jobs into no-go zones for citizens.
Her excuse? Longstanding department policy, plus some mumbo-jumbo about not conflicting with new state laws cracking down on sanctuary nonsense. Translation: We’ll pretend to play nice but keep New Orleans a safe haven for anyone who sneaks in, because racism or whatever.
Why This Treasonous Twaddle Is Dead Wrong – And Dangerous As Hell
Lady, pull your head out. Yeah, unlawful presence might technically be civil – big whoop – but illegal entry is a straight-up federal crime under 8 U.S.C. § 1325, complete with jail time for sneaking across or lying to inspectors. Reentry after deportation? That’s a felony. And that’s ignoring the thousands of criminal aliens raping, murdering, and dealing poison in places like New Orleans because softies like you refuse to hand them over.
Trump’s orders aren’t suggestions – they’re the law of the land, backed by the Constitution’s supremacy clause that says federal authority trumps your local feelings. Local cops swear an oath to uphold the laws, not cherry-pick which ones based on who’s voting Democrat. By refusing to cooperate, Kirkpatrick’s turning her department into an accomplice for cartels and coyotes, shielding the same scum who jack up crime rates while real Americans pay the price in blood and taxes.
New Orleans is already a shooting gallery – one of the highest murder rates in the country – and this fool wants to tie her officers’ hands on the invaders making it worse? Public safety, my ass. This is open-borders insanity that lets Venezuelan gangs and fentanyl pushers roam free because deporting them might look mean. Trump’s sending in the cavalry because clowns like you failed, and your response is to sabotage it? That’s not principle – that’s dereliction of duty that should get you fired yesterday.
The Backlash Blows Up – Because Even Liberals Know She’s Full of It
Her word salad went mega-viral by November 30, 2025, with patriots nationwide roasting her as a DEI disaster who flunked Law Enforcement 101. Critics hammered the legal errors, mocked her as clueless, and demanded she get with the program or get gone. Even in a blue cesspool like New Orleans, folks see through the bull – this is the same broad who oversaw “reforms” while the city burns, now prioritizing illegals over citizens.
Louisiana’s Republican Governor Jeff Landry is all-in on enforcement, shipping criminal aliens to Angola prison and begging Trump for more help. But Kirkpatrick and her Cantrell crew dig in, clinging to failed policies that turned the French Quarter into a third-world bazaar.
Time to Can This Clown and Restore Order
Anne Kirkpatrick isn’t fit to lead a lemonade stand, let alone a major police force in the middle of a border invasion. Her refusal to enforce the law – or even get the law right – is a middle finger to every American victim of illegal alien crime. Trump’s America First agenda means deporting the trash, period, and any cop shop that won’t help gets defunded, overridden, or replaced.
New Orleans deserves better than this rogue enabler. Fire her, force compliance, and let’s clean house. Because when the top cop sides with invaders over citizens, she’s not protecting and serving – she’s betraying everything the badge stands for. Enough. Deport the criminals, starting with the ones hiding behind excuses in uniform. America First means law and order for Americans – not this lawless crap.