Listen up, patriots – President Trump just dropped the mother of all truth bombs on the steaming pile that was the Biden regime, and it’s glorious. On Friday, he straight-up declared that every single document Sleepy Joe “signed” with that glorified robot pen – the autopen, for the technically inclined – is hereby terminated, null, void, and headed straight to the trash heap of history. We’re talking executive orders, pardons, the whole rotten enchilada. And why? Because about 92 percent of them weren’t signed by Joe Biden at all. They were signed by a machine while the old coot was probably napping in his diapers or staring at the wall wondering where his ice cream went.
This isn’t some wild swing – this is Trump swinging a wrecking ball at the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people. The Biden “presidency” wasn’t a presidency. It was a weekend at Bernie’s sequel, with staffers propping up the corpse and running the country into the ground while he mumbled about corn pop or whatever delusion was rattling around in that empty skull.
The Vegetable Couldn’t Even Hold a Pen – And Everyone Knew It
Let’s cut the crap: Joe Biden was gone years ago. Mentally checked out, cognitively fried, whatever euphemism you want for a guy who couldn’t find his way off a stage without handlers pointing like he was a lost toddler. His own people hid it, the media covered for it, and they kept wheeling him out for photo ops while the real decisions got made in back rooms by unelected bureaucrats and Obama holdovers.
That’s where the autopen comes in – that handy little machine that fakes a signature perfectly. Convenient, right? Except presidents aren’t supposed to use it for everything unless they specifically authorize each and every use. Trump himself used it back in the day, sure, but he was sharp as a tack and calling the shots. Biden? The guy couldn’t authorize his own lunch order half the time, let alone major policy that screwed over millions of Americans.
Revelations keep pouring out showing just how bad it was. Staffers admitting they slapped the autopen on pardons, commutations, executive orders – you name it – without Joe even knowing what day it was. Last-minute “pardons” for political cronies, family members, whoever needed a get-out-of-jail-free card before the music stopped. All robot-signed while the “president” was probably shuffling around in slippers.
Trump called it exactly right: If the president didn’t personally approve it, it’s fake. Fraudulent. Worthless. And now, poof – terminated.
Yeah, He Can Absolutely Do This – And Watch the Left Melt Down
Can Trump pull this off? Damn right he can, and he’s already doing it.
Executive orders? Child’s play. One president can nuke the last guy’s EOs with a stroke of the pen – his real pen, not some robot. Trump’s not even bothering with the autopen excuse for most of them; he’s just revoking the ones he doesn’t like because he can. But slapping the “illegitimate autopen” label on them? That’s the cherry on top that makes it sting twice as bad for the Democrats.
Pardons are where it gets fun. The left is screeching that pardons are forever, that you can’t touch them. Wrong. If they weren’t issued by an actual president – if they were rubber-stamped by staffers exploiting a vegetable – then they ain’t pardons. They’re toilet paper. Trump already put the country on notice back in March that Biden’s shady last-minute pardons were null and void for this exact reason. Now he’s doubling down and threatening perjury charges if Joe swears he actually knew what was going on. Good luck with that deposition, Joe.
Laws passed by Congress and “signed” into law? Trickier, but here’s the beauty – Biden barely “signed” any major legislation with the autopen because they dragged him out for the cameras on the big ones. The real damage was in the executive actions, the regulations, the unilateral garbage that bypassed Congress entirely. All of that? Fair game. Trump’s team is going to go through it like a chainsaw through butter.
The legal eagles on the left are whining that some old Justice Department memo says autopen is fine if the president “directs” it. Yeah, well, when the president is basically brain-dead and his handlers are the ones directing? That memo can join the Biden legacy in the shredder.
The Likely Outcome? Total Victory – With Democrat Tears as the Bonus
Here’s how this plays out: Trump revokes every Biden executive order he feels like, dares anyone to sue, and watches his Justice Department laugh the cases out of court. Agencies stop enforcing the zombie regulations overnight. Pardons for the connected elite? Start sweating, because if Trump wants you prosecuted, that “pardon” ain’t worth the paper the robot scribbled on.
Sure, the usual suspects will file lawsuits screaming “unprecedented!” – as if stealing an election and propping up a vegetable wasn’t unprecedented. Let them. This heads to the Supreme Court eventually, and with the bench Trump built? Good luck, liberals. They’re going to rule that a president has to actually be a president – conscious, aware, in charge – for his actions to count.
In the end, huge chunks of the Biden disaster just vanish. Borders get secured again, energy independence roars back, the woke nonsense gets flushed. And the best part? The left has to admit, out loud, that their guy was a puppet the whole time.
Trump didn’t just win the war. He’s salting the earth where the enemy stood. Beautiful.
America First, baby. The grown-ups are back in charge, and we’re not asking permission anymore.