Well, well, well. After four years of the Biden-Garland clown show turning the FBI into a personal Gestapo for raiding pro-life grandmas, Catholic churches, and Donald Trump’s underwear drawer, the real January 6 pipe bomber finally gets slapped in cuffs. And surprise, surprise – it only happened the second real Americans took back the Justice Department. Attorney General Pam Bondi stood there yesterday and spelled it out plain as day: no new evidence. Zero. Nada. The videos, the cell pings, the bank records, the bomb parts purchases – all of it was sitting in some FBI evidence locker collecting dust while Merrick Garland’s keystone cops chased phantom “white supremacists” all over the country.
The guy’s name is Brian J. Cole Jr., a 30-year-old nobody from Woodbridge, Virginia, who still lives with mommy and daddy, walks his little Chihuahua around the neighborhood in red Crocs no matter if it’s freezing or boiling out, and works some dead-end gig at a bail bonds office. This walking loser spent 2019 and 2020 hoarding pipe bomb ingredients like he was prepping for the zombie apocalypse – pipes, timers, batteries, the whole shopping list. Then on January 5, 2021, he strolls into D.C., plants viable, shrapnel-packed bombs right next to both the RNC and DNC headquarters, and vanishes like a ghost. Bombs that could have shredded dozens of people if they’d cooked off properly. Bombs that were found right as the Capitol chaos kicked off, conveniently pulling Secret Service and cops away from the area while Kamala Harris was chilling at the DNC like a sitting duck.
And the Biden FBI – with their unlimited budget and 35,000 agents – couldn’t find this short, glasses-wearing recluse who never left the damn state? Give me a break.
🚨NOW— Bondi says the DC PIPE BOMBER Brian Cole JR has been charged with 18 U.S. c84 – Use of an explosive device.
“Today’s arrest happened because the Trump Administration made this a PRIORITY.
This cold case languished for FOUR YEARS until Kash and Bongino came to the FBI.” pic.twitter.com/6whfs6oVlD
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) December 4, 2025
Meet Brian Cole Jr.: The Apolitical Loser the Regime Had Zero Interest In Catching
Let’s talk about this waste of oxygen. Cole ain’t some tatted-up Proud Boy or Confederate flag-waving redneck from the sticks. He’s a five-foot-six incel-looking weirdo who kept to himself, didn’t vote – not registered at all, because apparently even picking a side was too much effort – had zero social media footprint anybody can find, no political donations, no rally attendance, no screaming about “stolen elections” or anything else. Neighbors say the guy was a ghost-quiet, always in headphones, wandering around like a zombie with his dog. No criminal record, just some traffic tickets. This is a guy who bombed both parties’ headquarters because… who the hell knows, and who the hell cares? The point is, he wasn’t useful.
He wasn’t the cartoon villain the Democrats desperately needed to sell their “January 6 was a white supremacist insurrection” fairy tale. No MAGA hat. No Trump flags. No Confederate battle jacket. Nothing that let Liz Cheney cry on TV or Adam Kinzinger clutch his pearls. Just a deranged nobody trying to blow up the entire political class – Republican and Democrat alike. The kind of actual domestic terrorist the left pretends doesn’t exist because it ruins their narrative.
Four Years of “Incompetence” That Looks a Hell of a Lot Like Protection
Bondi didn’t mince words: the evidence was right there the whole time. Cell phone pings put Cole’s phone right at the bomb sites. His car got snapped by license plate readers blocks away. Bank records showed him buying the exact bomb parts years earlier. Surveillance video caught every step. The FBI interviewed a thousand people, chased 600 tips, offered half a million bucks reward – and still came up empty? Bull. They came up empty because catching this guy would have blown the entire J6 hoax sky-high.
Think about it. The regime spent years prosecuting hundreds of Americans for “parading” while this actual bomber – the only person who brought real explosives to the party – walked free. Why? Because he didn’t fit the script. He wasn’t one of Trump’s “deplorables.” He was just some apolitical psycho the left could never pin on MAGA. So they buried the case. Diverted resources. Let it rot. Let a guy who tried to mass-murder politicians from both parties keep strolling around in his Crocs while they SWAT-teamed journalists and parents at school board meetings.
Kash Patel and Pam Bondi took over, looked at the same dusty files, and had this clown in cuffs in months. No magic. No new tech. Just adults doing the job instead of playing partisan games.
BREAKING: Bondi says there was NO new tip. NO new witnesses. Just good, diligent police and prosecutorial work.
It was the TRUMP FBI that solved this CRITICAL cold case. 🚨 pic.twitter.com/p7jYCWaVQ9
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) December 4, 2025
The Real Crime Was the Cover-Up
This wasn’t about “finding the bomber.” It was about protecting the lie. The lie that January 6 was some organized white supremacist coup instead of a protest that got out of hand – with one actual attempted mass murderer the regime protected because he was inconvenient to their story.
Brian Cole Jr. is a loser, a coward, and would-be killer who doesn’t fit any of the left’s racist fantasies about Trump supporters. That’s exactly why he got a four-year vacation from justice. The Biden regime needed villains in Viking horns, not this short nobody who hated everybody equally.
Too bad for them the adults are back. Enjoy Gitmo vibes, Brian. The pipe bomber narrative just exploded – and it took Trump’s team to light the fuse. Deal with it, Democrats. Your hoax is over.