Kamala Harris, the cackling queen of word salads and electoral disasters, is floating her balloon for another shot at the Oval Office in 2028 like a bad sequel nobody asked for. After getting steamrolled in 2024 by the Trump train, you’d think she’d slink off to sip chardonnay in San Francisco, but no, this diva thinks she’s etched in marble – literally. She’s out there teasing a run, polishing her “legacy” like it’s some priceless artifact, while the rest of America rolls its eyes and flips the channel. But let’s unload the mag on this: her recent yapping, her fixation on grabbing the big chair again, and the cold, hard odds that scream “fat chance.” Spoiler: It’s a rout waiting to happen, and the Dems are already sharpening knives for their own circular firing squad.
The Word Salad Tour: Kamala’s Recent Ramblings
Kamala’s been hitting the circuit like a has-been rock star, peddling her memoir “107 Days” – yeah, that’s the one where she whines about her sprint to nowhere in 2024. Back on October 25, 2025, she sat down with the BBC and dropped her strongest hint yet: “I am not done.” She yammered about her “life of service” being “in her bones” and floated that she could “possibly” be president one day. Fast-forward to December 9, 2025, and she’s telling The New York Times she’s a “historic figure” with a marble bust coming her way in Congress – because apparently, every veep gets one, but she’s acting like it’s the Nobel for participation.
She doubled down on her ego trip, bragging about sold-out crowds on her book tour: “Thousands and thousands” showing up, she claims, like it’s Woodstock for woke warriors. Oh, and she couldn’t resist slinging mud at Trump, calling him a “tyrant” who’s weaponizing the DOJ – pot, meet kettle, lady. Earlier, on October 17, 2025, she told the AP she hasn’t decided on 2028: “I may or I may not.” But in the same breath, she patted herself on the back as “the most qualified candidate ever to run for president.” Qualified for what? Turning voters red faster than a California wildfire? Her August 1, 2025, blather about the system being “broken” and wanting to “travel the country and listen to people” without begging for votes sounds like code for “I’m plotting my revenge.” But hey, at least she’s emailing endorsements for midterms, like backing Roy Cooper’s Senate run – keeping her claws in the party machine.
Oval Office Obsession: Why Kamala Can’t Quit the Spotlight
Kamala’s got the presidency bug bad, like a junkie chasing that first high from her 2020 veep gig. She’s ditched the idea of running for California governor in 2026 – smart move, since even Golden State libs might gag on her record – but she’s laser-focused on 2028 as her redemption arc. In her book and interviews, she admits the system’s rigged against outsiders, but she’s “always going to be part of the fight.” Translation: She’s not fading into obscurity; she’s building a war chest with her nonprofit and cross-country schmoozing.
This chick’s ego is Fort Knox-level secure. She brushes off her 2024 flop as a late start, not her own flopsweat performances or policies that tanked with working stiffs. Black voters? She claims they saw through the scams – ignoring how many jumped ship to Trump. Her “historic” schtick is her shield: First woman veep, first this, first that. But it’s camouflage for a resume thinner than Biden’s hairline. She’s feuding with Gavin Newsom – those California catfights are popping off already – and eyeing a crowded field where she’s got beef with potential rivals like Pete Buttigieg and Josh Shapiro from her VP vetting drama. Kamala’s not just contemplating; she’s campaigning in stealth mode, rallying Dems for midterms to build IOUs. But America First folks know: Her focus is on power, not people – and that’s why she got curb-stomped last time.
Odds of Victory: A Snowball’s Chance in Mar-a-Lago
Now for the gut punch: Kamala’s shot at winning in 2028? About as likely as a vegan barbecue at a Trump rally. Polls are brutal – an October 20, 2025, survey had her leading Dem contenders, but fast-forward to recent ones, and she’s slipping. A Yale Youth Poll from December 8, 2025, shows Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as the fave among young voters, with Harris lagging. The University of New Hampshire poll on October 27, 2025, puts Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and AOC ahead in the Granite State primary snapshot. RealClearPolling averages have her in the mix but not dominating – one snapshot even pegs her at sixth in a growing field.
Favorability? Her net negatives hit 60% in some December 2025 reads, lower than Trump’s post-2024 highs. Dems are in freefall, with soul-searching over why she bombed working-class voters. Betting odds for the nomination? She’s in the pack, but with upward of 30 hopefuls – think Andy Beshear, Ro Khanna – it’s a demolition derby. Trump’s America First wave crushed her once; by 2028, with the economy roaring and borders locked, she’ll be yesterday’s news. Voters remember: Inflation under her watch, border chaos, woke nonsense. A rematch? She’d get obliterated worse than last time. Dems might crown her for old times’ sake, but the general? Forget it – independents and swing states are done with her giggles and gaffes.