Listen up, snowflakes, because while you’re still whining about mean tweets and imaginary fascism, real Americans are celebrating a border that’s tighter than a drum. Tom Homan, the no-nonsense Border Czar who’s been kicking butt since day one of Trump’s triumphant return, stepped up to the mic in the Oval Office on December 15, 2025, and dropped a truth nuke that has the open-borders brigade scrambling for their safe spaces. This wasn’t some fluff piece—this was Homan laying out the cold, hard facts on how Trump turned Biden’s invasion superhighway into a ghost town. And yeah, it’s all true, backed by the numbers that even the most die-hard Trump-hater can’t spin away. The days of cartels running the show are over, and Homan’s words are the victory lap we all deserved.
The Full Homan Haymaker: Word for Word from the Oval
Before we dissect this beauty, here’s Homan’s statement in its unfiltered glory, straight from the man’s mouth during that Oval Office presser:
“You know, I was just I just got home last night. I toured the border in California, Arizona, and Texas. I did it in a four-wheel drive. I did it on the river. I did it from the air. Hundreds upon hundreds of miles of border. I didn’t see one illegal alien. Not a single one. I’ve done this since 1984. I worked for six different presidents. No one has done more than President Trump. What he has done is gave us the most secure border in the history of this nation. Hard to stop. I went hundreds of miles of border and didn’t see one illegal alien. Incredible considering a Biden administration where had 10-12,000 a day most released in the United States. I’m proud to be with these patriots behind me. I’m I’m already proud of being in the Oval Office of the president. But being being with these heroes, I met some of these uh uh soldiers down on the border. And actually, shout out to Fort Drum, New York. We got some 10th Mountain Division in here. So, at least Taponic, Claudia Tenny, we all love Fort Drum and the 10th Mountain. So, look, this is a game changer. I I want to make something perfectly clear because we get attacked all the time being inhumane. The Biden administration is much more humane. It’s just it’s a bunch of crap because there’s been studies done that 31% of women that make that journey through the cartels get sexually assaulted. They get raped. And not just the women, children too. I’ve done numerous investigations in that sex trafficking all was a historic highs with the open border. Fentanyl historic highs that could killed a quarter million Americans. No inspector terrorists that came across the border. Record historic. What happened under Biden administration was the most inhumane thing I’ve seen in my lifetime. Now that the border is 96% declined, 96% less people are are coming. How many women aren’t being raped? How many children aren’t dying making that journey? How many women and children aren’t being sex trafficked into this country every day? How many known suspected terrorists aren’t just walking across that border? President Trump in this administration is saving thousands of lives every month. Hard stop. That’s just a stone cold fact. I’m just proud to be a part of this. I work with Steve Miller every day. Steve Miller is one of the most brilliant people I met in my entire life. President Trump bought together one hell of a team here. And the success proves we all working together. One team, one fight. We’re not done yet. We’re going to keep going. And I guarantee you, we can continue saving thousands and thousands of lives. Secure border means strong national security.”
Boom. That’s Homan channeling pure America First fire, no apologies, no BS.
Zero Sightings: Homan’s Border Patrol Reality Check
Homan kicks off with his boots-on-the-ground tour—four-wheel drive, river runs, aerial sweeps across California, Arizona, and Texas. Hundreds of miles, and zip, nada, not one illegal alien in sight. Skeptics might snort, but the stats don’t lie: Southwest border encounters cratered to rock-bottom lows in 2025, with November clocking just 30,375 total—down a whopping 92% from Biden’s chaos peaks. We’re talking the lowest apprehensions since the 1970s, with daily averages scraping 279, compared to Biden’s nightmare of up to 12,000 a day getting waved through. Homan’s claim holds water because Trump slammed the gates shut with executive muscle, deporting over 600,000 criminals and turning the border into a no-go zone for invaders. If he didn’t spot a single one, it’s because they’re not coming anymore—deterrence works, folks.
Trump’s Legacy: Six Presidents, One Champ
The man’s been in the game since 1984, serving under six commanders-in-chief, and he flat-out says no one’s topped Trump on border security. This isn’t hyperbole; it’s history. Under Trump 2.0, we’ve seen seven straight months of zero releases into the interior, encounters slashed by over 90%, and the wall beefed up with redirected funds that Biden squandered on woke nonsense. Compare that to the Obama-Biden clown show, where crossings exploded and enforcement was a punchline. Homan’s right—Trump delivered the most secure border ever, period. The proof? Fiscal Year 2025 apprehensions hit the floor at 237,565, 87% below the four-year average under the previous regime. America First policies turned the tide, and Homan’s shout-out to the 10th Mountain Division heroes underscores the teamwork that’s making it stick.
Calling Out the Humane Hypocrites: Biden’s Real Legacy of Horror
Here’s where Homan goes full savage on the left’s “inhumane” smears. He flips the script: Trump’s crackdown is the truly compassionate move, sparing women and kids from cartel hell. That 31% sexual assault rate for migrant women? Spot on—studies peg it right there, with rapes and abuses rampant on the trek north. And don’t forget the kids getting violated too. Under Biden, sex trafficking hit all-time highs, fueled by open borders that turned the frontier into a predator’s paradise. Fentanyl? Historic slaughter, with over a quarter million Americans dead from overdoses since the Dems let the poison flood in. Known or suspected terrorists waltzing across? Record numbers under Biden—99 on the watchlist released into our streets, versus Trump’s iron fist keeping them out. Homan nails it: Biden’s “humane” policies were a death sentence, enabling rapes, trafficking, and terror. Now, with crossings down 96% (or damn close at 92-93%), how many lives are we saving monthly? Thousands, easy. That’s not cruelty; that’s winning.
Team Trump: The Dream Squad That’s Delivering
Homan wraps with props to the squad—Steve Miller as the brainiac genius, the whole crew as one team, one fight. And he’s spot-on: Trump’s assembled a wrecking crew that’s not just talking tough but executing. Deportations rolling, barriers up, tech deployed—it’s why we’re seeing these epic wins. We’re not done, as Homan vows, and with national security on the line, that’s music to every patriot’s ears. The border’s secure, lives are saved, and the cartels are crying uncle.
In the end, Homan’s Oval Office blast is pure gold—every word rings true in a world where Trump’s turned Biden’s disaster into dominance. The libs can keep screeching, but the facts are undeniable: America’s back, the border’s locked, and the invasion’s over. Time to build on this momentum and keep making America safe again.