Fossil Fuels Ain’t the Villain, and the Green Grifters Are Freaking Out
Listen up, patriots, because the swamp creatures in the climate cult just got a reality check straight from the EPA, and it’s glorious. For years, these eco-zealots have been shoving their doomsday gospel down our throats, screaming that your pickup truck and backyard barbecue are melting the planet. But in a move that’s got the greenies wailing like banshees, the Environmental Protection Agency scrubbed its website clean of all that nonsense about fossil fuels causing global warming. That’s right—as of early December 2025, the EPA’s page on climate change causes ditched any mention of human activities or burning coal, oil, and gas as the big bad wolf. Instead, it’s all about natural stuff like Earth’s orbit wobbling, solar flares, volcanoes belching, and the planet’s reflectivity doing its thing. No more blaming American energy for “catastrophic” heating. This is huge, folks—it’s like the government finally admitting the emperor’s buck naked after decades of taxpayer-funded hysteria.
The Website Wipeout: What Really Happened
Picture this: Sometime in the weeks leading up to December 9, 2025, the EPA hit the delete button on its climate pages, erasing lines that used to rant about how humans have pumped out greenhouse gases since the Industrial Revolution, cranking up the thermostat. Gone are the finger-wagging claims that fossil fuels are the “main driver” of warming. Now, the page lists only natural forces as the culprits behind temperature swings over millennia—changes in the sun’s output, orbital shifts that tweak how much sunlight hits us, volcanic eruptions spewing ash that cools things down temporarily, and natural CO2 fluctuations. Heck, the whole “causes of climate change” section got revamped to sideline the human angle entirely. This isn’t some glitch; it’s a deliberate purge under an administration that’s putting America First, boosting oil, gas, and coal without the guilt trip. The extremists are calling it “misleading,” but who’s really been conning us? This shift backs up what skeptics have said all along: The climate wackos exaggerated the human role to push their anti-freedom agenda.
Decades of Doomsday Flops: The Fraud Unmasked
Oh, the lies they’ve fed us—it’s a highlight reel of epic fails that would make even the most gullible pinko blush. Back in 1970, around the first Earth Day, experts predicted civilization would collapse in 15 to 30 years from overpopulation and resource scarcity. One warned we’d run out of crude oil by 2000, and another said we’d be toast by 1985-1995. Fast-forward to the ’80s: Bets were placed that we’d see mass starvation and that entire countries wouldn’t exist by 2000. In 1989, claims surfaced that whole nations would vanish underwater by 2000 if we didn’t act—spoiler, they’re still there. Then came the 2000s hits: In 2000, a researcher said snow would be a “thing of the past” for kids in some places. Predictions rolled in that the Arctic would be ice-free by 2014—wrong again, as ice levels fluctuate but persist. Another hotshot in 2008 said the Arctic would melt away by 2018—still waiting. And just this year, in 2025, models are still fumbling to explain why some regions warm faster than predicted, admitting they can’t nail down the future. These aren’t oopsies; they’re a pattern of hysteria designed to scare you into surrendering your wallet and freedoms for windmills and solar panels that can’t power a lightbulb on a cloudy day.
The Natural Truth They’ve Buried
With the EPA’s update, we’re finally seeing the unvarnished facts: Climate has always changed because of nature, not your SUV. Earth’s orbit shifts every 100,000 years or so, triggering ice ages and warm spells. Solar activity ramps up and down in cycles, pumping more or less energy our way. Volcanoes like the one in 1991 cooled the globe for years with their ash clouds. And CO2 levels have swung wildly long before factories—think the Medieval Warm Period when farms thrived in unexpected places, or the Little Ice Age that froze rivers solid. The extremists ignore this to peddle their trillion-dollar “solutions” that enrich cronies while crippling American jobs. But polls show the tide turning—a 2025 survey found belief in human-driven climate change has declined overall, down among most groups except younger conservatives starting to wise up. The gig’s up.
America Wins When the Hoax Loses
This EPA bombshell is a victory for common sense and American energy independence. No more shackling our economy to green fantasies that ship jobs to China. Drill, baby, drill—fossil fuels power the greatest nation on Earth, and now even the feds aren’t pretending otherwise. The climate extremists can cry all they want, but their fraud’s exposed: Billions wasted on models that flop, predictions that bomb, and a narrative that’s crumbled under its own hot air. Time to put America First, fire up the engines, and leave the doomsayers in the dust.