Lemon’s Church-Storming Circus: Time to Slap the Left with Their Own Hypocritical Laws

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Don Lemon, that washed-up CNN clown who’s now playing independent journalist like a kid in daddy’s suit, just stepped in it big time. On January 18, 2026, this genius tagged along with a mob of anti-ICE agitators who barged into Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota, turning a peaceful Sunday service into a shouting match. They accused the pastor of moonlighting as an ICE boss, scared the crap out of families, and basically acted like the entitled bullies they are. Lemon livestreamed the whole mess, claiming he was just “reporting,” but footage shows him right in the thick of it, egging on the chaos. Now, the internet’s blowing up with calls to nail him and his pals under the anti-KKK Act and the FACE Act. And folks, from an America First vantage point, it’s about damn time we turn the tables on these leftist thugs who think rules are only for conservatives.

The FACE Act: The Left’s Favorite Weapon Turns Boomerang

Let’s start with the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, cooked up in 1994 under Bill Clinton to shield abortion mills from pro-life prayers. But here’s the kicker—it also covers places of religious worship. Yeah, you read that right. The law slaps down anyone using force, threats, or physical obstruction to injure, intimidate, or interfere with folks exercising their First Amendment right to pray without some rainbow-haired radical breathing down their necks.

In Lemon’s little adventure, the mob didn’t just knock politely—they stormed the sanctuary, chanting slogans, blocking aisles, and terrorizing worshippers. Kids were hustled out the back by freaked-out moms, and the service ground to a halt. That’s textbook physical obstruction, making it “unreasonably difficult or hazardous” to worship. Penalties? For nonviolent stuff like this, up to a year in the slammer and fines. If it escalates to injury, we’re talking 10 years. And if someone drops dead from the stress? Life behind bars.

Recent revelations show Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon’s already on it, coordinating with AG Pam Bondi to probe FACE violations. No charges as of January 19, 2026, but the DOJ’s circling like sharks smelling blood. Remember how Biden’s goons weaponized this against grandma praying outside Planned Parenthood? Now it’s Lemon’s turn to sweat. Irony doesn’t get sweeter than watching the left choke on their own medicine.

The Anti-KKK Act: Dusting Off Reconstruction’s Big Stick

Now, onto the heavy artillery—the Ku Klux Klan Act from April 20, 1871, signed by Ulysses S. Grant to crush those hooded cowards terrorizing freed blacks and Republicans after the Civil War. The key criminal punch is 18 U.S.C. § 241: If two or more clowns conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate someone from enjoying constitutional rights—like, say, freedom of religion—they’re looking at fines and up to 10 years in the pokey. If it turns deadly, life or even the chair.

Lemon’s crew didn’t just disrupt; they conspired. Reports show they planned this hit, targeting the church because of the pastor’s ICE ties. Yelling about “white” congregants adds a racial twist, echoing the KKK’s own playbook. Dhillon dropped the bomb in interviews, saying the DOJ’s eyeing “Klan Act conspiracy charges” because this reeks of a plot to strip folks of their rights. Modern uses? It’s nailed white supremacists in Charlottesville 2017, January 6 rioters, and even voter intimidation scams. Hell, it’s been dusted off for everything from neo-Nazi marches to cop brutality cover-ups.

No formal indictments yet, but with over 5,000 KKK-related busts back in the day and recent wins against modern thugs, this act’s got teeth. It’s perfect for Lemon’s gang, who think they’re above the law while screaming about “fascism.”

Picking the Poison: Why Not Both, You Crybabies?

So, which one’s the better hammer? FACE Act’s a slam-dunk for the direct hit on worship—it’s specific, ironic as hell, and sends a message that churches aren’t fair game for leftist tantrums. We’ve seen it crush pro-lifers for far less, like singing hymns too loud. Nail ’em with that, and watch the hypocrisy explode.

But don’t sleep on the anti-KKK Act. It broadens the net, hitting the conspiracy angle and any racial BS. Used together, like Biden did stacking charges on peaceful protesters, it could bury these idiots under a mountain of federal pain. Recent probes show the DOJ’s already blending both, with Dhillon warning the “fullest force” is coming down.

In an America First world, both are golden. Why choose when you can double-tap? It’s payback for years of selective prosecution. Lemon and his mob thought they could play revolutionary without consequences—wrong. Time to lock ’em up, throw away the key, and remind everyone: Mess with faith, get the wrath.