Eric Swalwell, that leftwing Congressman with a Chinese spy fetish, is now gunning for governor, and his big plan? Sic the state on ICE agents like they’re the bad guys, yanking their driver’s licenses and slapping cuffs on them for doing their damn jobs. Meanwhile, the same state is dishing out commercial driver’s licenses to illegal aliens who couldn’t read a stop sign if their lives depended on it—because, hey, who needs English when you’re hauling 80,000 pounds of cargo down the freeway? This is peak Democrat derangement: Protect the invaders, persecute the protectors. But with Trump’s America First juggernaut rolling, this insanity’s about to hit a brick wall harder than a semi with no brakes.
The Fang-Fang Fanboy’s Fury: Swalwell’s War on ICE
Swalwell’s been foaming at the mouth since January 2026, vowing to turn California into a no-go zone for federal immigration enforcers. In a January 17 rant at the California Gubernatorial Summit, he called ICE agents “assholes” and “masked thugs,” promising to rip off their masks, revoke their driver’s licenses, and order state cops to arrest them for “kidnapping,” “assault,” and “false imprisonment” if they dare detain anyone. “Good luck walking to work, assholes,” he sneered, like some playground bully who thinks he’s tough because Daddy Newsom lets him play governor.
This isn’t new for the guy who’s spent years smearing ICE as “terrorizing bandits” and comparing them to the KGB. Back in July 2025, he was already screeching about unmasking agents, claiming “real men don’t terrorize women” while ignoring the 1,300% spike in vehicular attacks on ICE since Trump took office. Swalwell’s “priority” is doxxing these heroes, exposing them to death threats from Antifa thugs and cartel goons who’ve already targeted agents’ families. And get this—he brags about spending over a million bucks on his own security due to threats, but wants ICE stripped bare. Hypocrisy doesn’t even cover it; this is straight-up treasonous trash talk from a wannabe tyrant who hates borders more than he loves burritos.
Rep. @ericSwalwell Vows To Strip ICE Agents of Driver‘s Licenses https://t.co/Kb5yLm23lf via @BreitbartNews Ludicrous! This lowlife, congenital lying punk confirms his blatant stupidity w/ every utterance & is unfit to clean gutters#tcot #ccot #conservatives
— Bozieg (@Bozieg1) January 19, 2026
California’s License Lottery: Handouts for Illegals, Headaches for Highways
While Swalwell’s plotting to strand ICE on the sidewalk, California’s been playing fast and loose with commercial driver’s licenses, handing them out like participation trophies to undocumented immigrants. Since 2013, under AB 60, the state lets illegals get regular driver’s licenses without a Social Security number, just flash a foreign birth certificate or passport and prove residency. But for commercial licenses—the ones letting folks drive big rigs and school buses—they’ve been issuing “non-domiciled” CDLs to thousands who aren’t citizens or permanent residents.
Fast forward to November 2025: A federal audit exposed the scam, revealing 17,000 licenses issued illegally, with expiration dates stretching way beyond visa limits. Some went to Mexicans and Canadians who flat-out didn’t qualify, and the state couldn’t even prove it checked immigration status on a quarter of them. Worse, California ignored English proficiency rules, letting drivers hit the road who might not understand “bridge out” or “hazardous materials.” Result? Crashes like the one in Florida where an illegal with a California CDL made an illegal U-turn, killing three. Or the Tennessee pileup in December 2025 caused by another unlicensed invader.
By December 2025, the feds yanked $40 million in funding for flouting language requirements, and threatened more. California planned to revoke those 17,000 licenses by January 5, 2026, but after immigrant groups sued, they delayed until March 2026—costing the state another $160 million in penalties. New federal rules, blocked temporarily by courts, would limit CDLs to just three visa types, slamming the door on this free-for-all. Immigrants make up 20% of truckers, but these bogus licenses are only 5% of the total—yet they’ve turned highways into a demolition derby waiting to happen.
The Insane Double Standard: Coddling Criminals, Crippling Cops
Here’s the kicker: Swalwell’s screaming about masked ICE “posing a danger” while his state pumps out licenses to non-English-speaking illegals who are actual rolling threats. ICE agents wear masks because threats against them skyrocketed—700% overall, with radicals leaving voicemails vowing to murder their kids. But no, Swalwell wants them exposed, livelihoods wrecked, and prosecuted for enforcing federal law in a state that’s lost billions to fraud like the $250 million Feeding Our Future scam tied to Somali immigrants.
This is California in 2026: A sanctuary paradise where illegals get to drive semis without reading road signs, but federal agents enforcing immigration get treated like outlaws. Swalwell’s threats violate the Supremacy Clause—states can’t override federal authority—but that doesn’t stop this blowhard from grandstanding. It’s all about scoring points with the open-borders crowd, even as Trump’s mass deportations crank up, with 2,000 DHS agents flooding fraud hotspots and ICE hauling in 1,500 murderers, rapists, and gangbangers in weeks.
What Happens Next: Swalwell’s Swan Song and the Federal Freight Train
Swalwell’s circus won’t last. His campaign’s already tanking with residency questions—turns out he listed a campaign office as his address because of “death threats,” but critics say he doesn’t even live in California anymore. Come the primaries, this anti-ICE hysteria might rally the blue-hair brigade, but it’ll alienate everyone else tired of traffic deaths and terror ties.
Federally, Trump’s team isn’t playing. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s already exposed the license fraud, freezing funds and forcing revocations. If Swalwell wins—which he won’t, because California’s waking up—the DOJ will slap him with lawsuits faster than he can say “Fang Fang.” Expect Supremacy Clause smackdowns, maybe even charges for obstructing federal officers. With audits widening and billions in Medicaid frozen over similar scams, California’s house of cards collapses.
In Trump’s America First era, this ends with borders secured, licenses cleaned up, and clowns like Swalwell sidelined. The invaders walk—or get deported—while ICE drives on, unmasked only by choice. Time to drain the Sacramento swamp and put patriots back in charge.