Breaking: Cuba announces it is in talks with USA

In January, dictator Maduro fell in Venezuela.
In February, El Mencho fell along with the supreme leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
In March, Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei, Ali’s son, was elected at 3.45 pm and died at 5.55 pm. Now the Cuban tyranny is bending: “we are negotiating with the US”.
In April … who knows?! Maybe we will get Canada and Greenland?

2026 is turning out to be a nightmare for Narco dictatorships and terrorists everywhere. Thank you, Mr President.

Even this leftist rag is talking about it