We’ll start with how politicians want to protect us from dangerous cutlery.
Next, a reminder that the single biggest killer in world history is government.
So maybe, just maybe, it’s not a good idea to let politicians disarm citizens.
Our third item is a reminder that cops are only minutes away when danger is seconds away.
The next bit of satire is for my leftist friends who don’t worry about intellectual consistency.
Per tradition, I’ve saved the best for last. Our fifth item is why leftists fail the IQ test on guns and crime.
P.S. The full collection of gun control satire can be viewed here.
By Dan Mitchell