Stop breathing! You’re killing the climate!

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Let’s add this to our pile of climate BS we couldn’t care less about.

A new study published in the journal PLOS One and led by Dr Nicholas Cowan an atmospheric physicist at the UK Centre for Ecology and Hydrology in Edinburgh warns:

‘Exhaled human breath can contain small, elevated concentrations of methane (CH4) and nitrous oxide (N2O), both of which contribute to global warming.’

‘We would urge caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible.’

As usual WE’RE the problem. Maybe this is just the way it’s meant to be! We’re the dominant species – let us breath and add minuscule amounts of whatever it is we contribute to this vast planet!

According to the authors, emissions of methane and nitrous oxide are ‘generally ignored in most environmental monitoring’ as they’re considered negligible. 

However, further study of human emissions of these gases – not just from our breath – could reveal more about ‘the impacts of an aging population and shifting diets,’ the team say. This sounds very much like the Death Cult’s usual mantra of depopulation by