Uh-uh – Bill’s on a rant. Buckle up….
Listen up, you Festivus faithful, because it’s December 23, 2025, and the aluminum pole is up, unadorned and unbowed, just like our resolve to call out the BS that’s stinking up this great nation. While the elites sip their soy lattes and plot their next virtue-signal scam, we’re here for the real holiday tradition: the Airing of Grievances. I’ve got a lot of problems with you people—the whiny progressives, the do-nothing bureaucrats, the media hacks, and every other clown turning America into a clown car. And now, you’re gonna hear about it. This isn’t some feel-good Hallmark special; it’s a deep-dive takedown of the top 10 ways the left and their enablers are still trying to wreck everything we hold dear. No feats of strength needed—just the cold, hard truth to pin these losers to the mat.
Grievance 1: The Never-Ending War on Christmas
Oh, the libs just can’t help themselves, can they? Even in 2025, with America First roaring back, they’re still out there scrubbing “Merry Christmas” from every greeting card, school play, and public square like it’s a four-letter word. We’ve got governors issuing proclamations that twist the holiday into some bland “winter celebration,” councils slapping down decorations over bogus safety whines, and stores pushing “Happy Holidays” harder than a used-car salesman. This isn’t inclusivity; it’s a straight-up assault on our Christian roots, turning the birth of Christ into a generic snowflake fest. Meanwhile, they’re fine with every other tradition except ours. Enough—time to deck the halls and deck the grinches who hate them.
Grievance 2: Open Borders Letting in MS-13 Monsters
Picture this: A Honduran killer nicknamed “Fantasma” ghosts across our southern sieve of a border back in 2022, hides out in Nebraska’s heartland, and only gets nabbed on December 8, 2025, after years of laying low. This MS-13 thug, tied to a quadruple murder including a president’s son, bribed his way out of Honduran jail and waltzed right in under the old regime’s watch. And he’s not alone—thousands of these transnational dirtbags are still lurking, thanks to the Dems’ “compassion” that turned our frontier into a welcome mat for assassins. Homeland Security’s finally cracking down, but the damage is done: Our streets are less safe, our communities fractured, all because some coastal elites thought borders were racist. Deport ’em all, seal the wall, and make America ghost-proof.
Grievance 3: Billion-Dollar Welfare Scams Sucking Us Dry
Billions—yeah, you heard that right, up to $9 billion vanished into thin air from Minnesota’s welfare wonderland since 2018, with fraud hitting child nutrition, autism services, and housing programs like a blizzard of bogus claims. Somali expatriates lead the charge, with 92 defendants charged by December 19, 2025, and over 80 from that community alone. And get this: Over 89 percent of Somali households with kids in Minnesota are on the dole, pulling in food stamps, Medicaid, and cash while hardworking Americans pick up the tab. This isn’t charity; it’s a taxpayer-funded free-for-all that breeds entitlement and empties our pockets. Time to slam the spigot shut and make welfare work again.
Grievance 4: The Climate Hoax Finally Gets the Boot
For decades, the eco-zealots screamed that your F-150 was dooming the planet, but boom—by early December 2025, the EPA scrubs its site clean of all that fossil fuel finger-wagging, ditching human activity as the big bad and spotlighting natural cycles like solar flares and orbital wobbles. Predictions flopped harder than a lead balloon: No ice-free Arctic by 2014 or 2018, no underwater nations by 2000, no snowless winters. Yet they peddled trillions in green grifts that shipped jobs to China and crippled our energy independence. This purge is a win, but the fraud’s fallout lingers—higher bills, junk science, and a generation scared stiff over hot air. Drill, baby, drill, and leave the doomsayers in the dust.
Grievance 5: Epstein Files Exposing Elite Sleaze
The deadline hit December 19, 2025, and the DOJ finally coughs up more Epstein docs—over 20,000 pages of communications that peel back the curtain on the pedophile’s playground for the powerful. But why the drag? Years of stonewalling let these creeps skate, eroding trust in a justice system that’s supposed to nail the big fish, not protect them. Revelations keep dripping: Ties to high rollers, cover-ups that stink to high heaven. The swamp’s still shielding its own while everyday folks get the shaft. No more delays—air it all out, lock up the guilty, and drain the filth from D.C.’s underbelly.
Grievance 6: Governors Playing Grinch with Tax Relief
Ho ho no—governors in New York, Colorado, Illinois, and D.C. are straight-up Scrooges, blocking no-tax-on-tips and no-tax-on-overtime relief that would put cash back in seniors’ and workers’ pockets. As of December 10, 2025, these Trump-deranged holdouts are robbing millions of the breaks they earned, all to spite the America First agenda. It’s not governance; it’s grudge-holding that hits low- and middle-income families hardest during the holidays. These blue-state bah-humbugs deserve coal in their stockings—and a one-way ticket out of office.
Grievance 7: Government Waste Piling Up Like Snowdrifts
Festivus wouldn’t be complete without roasting the pork: $52 billion in wasteful spending uncovered in the latest reports, from bloated projects to absurd studies that achieve zilch. Washington’s still flushing our cash down the toilet on endless boondoggles, even as the debt clock spins like a slot machine. No accountability, no cuts—just more excuses from the spendaholics. This year’s airing hits harder because we’ve got the tools to fix it, but the bureaucrats drag their feet. Slash it all, balance the books, and make every dime count for America.
Grievance 8: Conservative Infighting Sabotaging the Wins
Nothing grinds my gears like our own side turning Festivus into a circular firing squad. At events in December 2025, we’ve got talking heads whining about personal beefs instead of uniting to crush the midterms. Personal attacks, screaming fits—it’s child energy that hands ammo to the Dems. We’ve got Trump’s approval at 50 percent as of December 20, with independents flipping our way, but this backbiting risks it all. Knock it off, focus on the fight, and remember: Divided we fall, united we steamroll.
Grievance 9: Secular Push Erasing Our Traditions
The left’s aggressively atheist crew is still at it, hating on anything that smells like our heritage. From renaming Christmas trees to “holiday” props to lawsuits against nativity scenes, they’re sanitizing faith out of existence. In 2025, we’ve seen stunts like threats against governors for mentioning Christ’s birth and councils killing the fun with overblown regs. This isn’t progress; it’s cultural erasure that leaves us rootless and divided. Stand tall for our values, or watch them vanish like mist.
Grievance 10: Media Hacks Peddling Endless Lies
Finally, the biggest grievance of all: The legacy media, those biased blowhards who twist every story to bash America First. From downplaying border wins to hyping phony scandals, they’re still in overdrive, ignoring real issues like inflation cooling to 2.6 percent while griping about affordability. Their war on truth fuels division, erodes trust, and props up the socialists. But polls show folks wising up—belief in their climate nonsense dipping, approvals for real leaders rising. Tune ’em out, support the truth-tellers, and watch the fake news empire crumble.
There you have it, folks—my Festivus feast of fury. The pole stands strong, the grievances aired, and now it’s time for the feats of strength: Pinning down these problems until America wins big. No more nonsense in 2026—let’s make it the year we fix this mess for good.