Another Darwin award nominee: Teen bitten by “pet” water moccasin

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A Hillsborough County, Fl., teenager is recovering after he was bitten in the face by a venomous water moccasin snake, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission statement. Apparently he kept it in a pillowcase on his bed and unsurprisingly the reptile didn’t take kindly to it.

This kid is lucky to be alive. And about to be arrested.